Notice everything is tagged with one of the following:
This is from his list of things that make him anxious
"I can’t tell if your mouth is what I envisioned or not. I don’t know why, but I can’t get a clear picture of you in my mind even with the aid of a photograph."
-Christmas Hamilton to mutual friend Monica after a phone conversation with her
Picture related, Daniel commented it.
To which Christmas replied:
“His name reminds me of a rare forest demon.”
"Write a problem on a piece of paper and put it in a dark bottle. Fill the bottle up with black coffee. Burn some lotus incense. Drink some rose ginger tea and off to bed."
"So, when you reach enlightenment I think you can either be reborn to teach the world or be reborn into a state of perfect existence; a turritopsis nutricula, better known as the immortal jellyfish."
"Onions are such flavor beings!"
"I want a manna machine."
"Do you think Urban Outfitters would trade me some clothes for some vinyl records?"
-Various Facebook statuses from September by Christmas
Christmas’s Facebook status from the night of Zozobra:
"Plans to meditate in the forest while everyone else stumbled around with a bunch of drunken buffoons in a smelly field while an effigy violently burns have been thwarted due to road blocks. I guess I better watch Tekkonkinkreet and eat sorbet instead."
Look Christmas, it’s snowing.