Notice everything is tagged with one of the following:

• Vintage
• Artsy
• Photography
• Poetry

This is from his list of things that make him anxious

-Apathetic individuals.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAT’S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“I can’t tell if your mouth is what I envisioned or not. I don’t know why, but I can’t get a clear picture of you in my mind even with the aid of a photograph.”

-Christmas Hamilton to mutual friend Monica after a phone conversation with her

Picture related, Daniel commented it.

To which Christmas replied:

“His name reminds me of a rare forest demon.”

“On the back of a cartoon coaster in the blue T.V. screen light I drew a map of Canada with your face sketched on it twice.”

-Christmas Hamilton on Facebook just now

“How can I make my guest a proper dinner without my vegetable bouillon?!”

-Christmas Hamilton

“Write a problem on a piece of paper and put it in a dark bottle. Fill the bottle up with black coffee. Burn some lotus incense. Drink some rose ginger tea and off to bed.”

“So, when you reach enlightenment I think you can either be reborn to teach the world or be reborn into a state of perfect existence; a turritopsis nutricula, better known as the immortal jellyfish.”

“Onions are such flavor beings!”

“I want a manna machine.”

“Do you think Urban Outfitters would trade me some clothes for some vinyl records?”

-Various Facebook statuses from September by Christmas

“I want to be a moth in flannel in the country.”
      - Christmas Hamilton 

“I wish I was an old stone.”
      -Christmas Hamilton 

Christmas’s Facebook status from the night of Zozobra:

“Plans to meditate in the forest while everyone else stumbled around with a bunch of drunken buffoons in a smelly field while an effigy violently burns have been thwarted due to road blocks. I guess I better watch Tekkonkinkreet and eat sorbet instead.”

Look Christmas, it’s snowing.